Monday, March 20, 2017

2016 Media Diet

In 2009 I learned about my friend's habit of logging every movie he watched into an annual list. Starting mid-year, I took up this task and recorded every feature-length film I viewed. Not long after that, I was introduced to "Steven Soderbergh's media diet," which inspired me to expand my list and include novels and TV series. In addition are the stats on most-viewed directors as well as my lists for top five releases of the year, top five older films, and top five least favorite overall.

Only full movie viewings are included.

 KEY:
*Repeat viewings
Bold: TV shows/season
Underlined: Novels



January
1. The Jungle Book (Reitherman, 1967)
2. San daikaijû: Chikyû saidai no kessen/Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (Ishirô Honda, 1964)
3. Kingsmen: The Secret Service (Vaughn, 2014)
4. Carol (Haynes, 2015)
5. Phoenix (Petzold, 2014)
6. The Revenant (Iñárritu, 2015)
7. Spotlight (McCarthy, 2015)
*8. Only Lovers Left Alive (Jarmusch, 2013)
9. Jauja (Alonso, 2014)
10. Hardware (Stanley, 1990)
11. The Wolfpack (Moselle, 2015)
12. Anomalisa (Kaufman, 2015)
13. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (Bay, 2016)
14. Youth (Sorrentino, 2015)
15. The Boy (Bell, 2016)
           Black Mirror: SE1 (Brooker, 2011)
16. What Happened, Miss Simone? (Garbus, 2015)
17. Jane Got a Gun (O’Connor, 2016)

February
*18. REC (Balagueró, 2007)
19. Hail, Caesar (Coen, 2016)
20. Partisan (Kleiman, 2015)
21. Mustang (Ergüven, 2015)
*22. Dead Alive (Jackson, 1992)
23. Deadpool (Miller, 2016)
24. Cartel Land (Heineman, 2015)
           Black Mirror: SE2 (Brooker, 2013)
25. The Witch (Eggers, 2015)
26. Saul fia/Son of Saul (Nemes, 2015)
27. Winter on Fire: Ukraine’s Fight for Freedom (Afineevsky, 2015)
28. Z for Zachariah (Zobel, 2015)
*29. [REC] 2 (Balagueró, 2008)
30. Triple 9 (Hillcoat, 2016)

March
*31. Christine (Carpenter, 1983)
           Black Mirror: White Christmas (Brooker, 2014)
32. Zootopia (Howard, 2016)
33. kkeut-kka-ji-gan-da/A Hard Day (Seong-hoon Kim, 2014)
34. Victoria (Schipper, 2015)
35. Dead Silence (Wan, 2007)
36. Experimenter (Almereyda, 2015)
37. 10 Cloverfield Lane (Trachtenberg, 2016)
38. The Homesman (Jones, 2014)
39. Omohide poro poro/Only Yesterday (Takahata, 1991)
           High Rise (Ballard, 1975)
40. Los últimos días/The Last Days (Pastor, 2013)
41. Bølgen/The Wave (Uthaug, 2015)
*42. Ôdishon/Audition (Miike, 1999)
43. Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (Burton, 1985)
44. Knight of Cups (Malick, 2015)
*45. Hot Fuzz (Wright, 2007)
46. Mekagojira no gyakushu/Terror of Mechagodzilla (Honda, 1975)
47. Strait-Jacket (Castle, 1964)
48. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Snyder, 2016)
49. Shock Treatment (Sharman, 1981)

April
50. Zinzana/Rattle the Cage (Ansari, 2015)
51. Eye in the Sky (Hood, 2015)
52. Trudno byt bogom/Hard To Be A God (German, 2013)
53. Hardcore Henry (Naishuller, 2015)
54. Midnight Special (Nichols, 2016)
55. Gamgi/Flu (Sung-su Kim, 2013)
56. Above and Below (Steiner, 2015)
57. Mi gran noche/My Big Night (Iglesia, 2015)
58. Louder Than Bombs (Trier, 2015)
59. Zeit der Kannibalen/Age of Cannibals (Naber, 2014)
60. Lo and Behold: Reveries of the Connected World (Herzog, 2016)
61. Mænd & høns/Men & Chicken (Jensen, 2015)
62. Phantom Boy (Felicioli, 2015)
63. Il racconto dei racconti/Tale of Tales (Garrone, 2015)
64. Tikkun (Sivan, 2015)
65. Tickled (Farrier, 2016)
66. Everything Before Us (Chan, 2015)
*67. What We Do In The Shadows (Waititi, 2014)
68. Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (Ohmori, 1991)
69. Nie yin niang/The Assassin (Hsiao-Hsien Hou, 2015)
70. Risky Business (Brickman, 1983)
71. The Sleepwalker (Fastvold, 2014)

May
72. L’illionniste/The Illusionist (Chomet, 2010)
73. Green Room (Saulnier, 2015)
74. Plemya/The Tribe (Slaboshpytskyi, 2014)
75. All the President’s Men (Pakula, 1976)
76. High-Rise (Wheatley, 2015)
77. Running Scared (Kramer, 2006)
78. San Andreas (Peyton, 2015)
79. Io sono l’amore/I Am Love (Guadagnino, 2009)
80. The Look of Silence (Oppenheimer, 2014)
81. A Bigger Splash (Guadagnino, 2015)
82. X-Men: Apocalypse (Singer, 2016)
83. Jules et Jim/Jules and Jim (Truffaut, 1962)
84. Nackt unter Wölfen/Naked Among Wolves (Kadelbach, 2015)
85. The Lobster (Lanthimos, 2015)
86. L’emploi du temps/Time Out (Cantet, 2001)

June
87. Fire in the Sky (Lieberman, 1993)
88. Darbareye Elly/About Elly (Farhadi, 2009)
89. Love & Friendship (Stillman, 2016)
90. Weiner (Kriegman, 2016)
91. Warcraft: The Beginning (Jones, 2016)
92. The World According to Garp (Hill, 1982)
93. Gwai wik/Re-cycle (Pang, 2006)
94. Finding Dory (Stanton, 2016)
95. Independence Day: Resurgence (Emmerich, 2016)
96. Gojira VS Mekagojira/Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (Okawara, 1993)
97. The Neon Demon (Winding Refn, 2016)
           The Sixties (2014)
98. Almost Home (Lichtenstein, 2006)

July
99. The Purge: Election Year (DeMonaco, 2016)
100. Revenge of the Nerds (Kanew, 1984)
101. Swiss Army Man (Kwan, 2016)
102. We Are Still Here (Geoghegan, 2015)
103. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Hawks, 1953)
104. Voskhozhdenie/The Ascent (Shepitko, 1977)
105. Den brysome mannen/The Bothersome Man (Lien, 2006)
106. The Sandlot (Evans, 1993)
           Walking Dead: SE6
107. Saimin/The Hypnotist (Masayuki Ochiai, 1999)
108. The Secret Life of Pets (Cheney, 2016)
109. Election (Payne, 1999)
110. Gojira vs. Biorante/Godzilla vs Biollante (Kazuki Ohmori, 1989)
111. Stake Land (Mickle, 2010)
112. Indigenous (Orr, 2014)
113. Weiner-Dog (Solondz, 2016)
114. Joe Versus the Volcano (Shanley, 1990)
115. The Baytown Outlaws (Battles, 2012)
116. Watership Down (Rosen, 1978)
117. Star Trek: Beyond (Lin, 2016)
118. Hunt for the Wilderpeople (Waititi, 2016)
119. Deathgasm (Howden, 2015)
120. Café Society (Allen, 2016)
121. The Fury (De Palma, 1978)

August
           Stranger Things: SE1 (Duffer, 2016)
122. Suicide Squad (Ayer, 2016)
123. Batteries Not Included (Robbins, 1987)
           The Stupidest Angel (Moore, 2004)
124. Ai no korîda/In the Realm of the Senses (Nagisa Ôshima, 1976)
125. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Russo, 2014)
126. Braveheart (Gibson, 1995)
127. Pete’s Dragon (Lowery, 2016)
128. Meadowland (Morano, 2015)
129. Colonia (Gallenberger, 2015)
130. The Other Guys (McKay, 2010)
131. Gojira VS Supesugojira/Godzilla vs Space Godzilla (Kensho Yamashita, 1994)
132. Kubo and the Two Strings (Knight, 2016)
133. All The Wilderness (Johnson, 2014)
134. Childhood of a Leader (Corbet, 2015)
135. Noise (Bean, 2007)
136. Hell or High Water (Mackenzie, 2016)
137. Safe (Haynes, 1995)

September
138. Don’t Breathe (Alvarez, 2016)
139. The Light Between Oceans (Cianfrance, 2016)
140. Utomlennye solntsem/Burnt By the Sun (Mikhalkov, 1994)
141. Sully (Eastwood, 2016)
142. Toki o kakeru shojo/The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (Mamoru Hosoda, 2006)
143. The Fits (Holmer, 2015)
144. Gun Crazy (Lewis, 1950)
145. Under the Shadow (Anvari, 2016)

October
146. Hrútar/Rams (Hákonarson, 2015)
147. House II: The Second Story (Wiley, 1987)
148. Mirrors (Aja, 2008)
           The Seventies (2015)
*149. Paura nella città dei morti viventi/City of the Living Dead (Fulci, 1980)
150. Fatal Attraction (Lyne, 1987)
151. The Hole (Dante, 2009)
152. Splinter (Wilkins, 2008)
153. The Birth of a Nation (Parker, 2016)
154. Gojira, Mosura, Kingu Gidorâ: Daikaijû sôkôgek/Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (Shûsuke Kaneko, 2001)
155. Shin Gojira/Shin Godzilla (Anno, 2016)
156. Deathwatch (Bassett, 2002)
157. Insidious (Wan, 2010)
158. American Honey (Arnold, 2016)
159. Una lucertola con la pelle di donna/A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin (Fulci, 1971)
160. The Deaths of Ian Stone (Piana, 2007)
161. Ouija: The Origin of Evil (Flanagan, 2016)
*162. Pumpkinhead (Winston, 1988)
*163. Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (Burr, 1993)
164. Insidious: Chapter 2 (Wan, 2013)
165. Certain Women (Reichardt, 2016)
166. Incubo sulla città contaminata/Nightmare City (Lenzi, 1980)
167. Sinister (Derrickson, 2012)
168. Lords of Salem (Zombie, 2012)
169. Christine (Campos, 2016)

November
170. Doctor Strange (Derrickson, 2016)
171. El orfanato/The Orphanage (J. A. Bayona, 2007)
172. Hacksaw Ridge (GIbson, 2016)
173. Inferno (Howard, 2016)
           Black Mirror, SE:3 (2016)
174. Gin gwai/The Eye (Pang, 2002)
175. The Siege of Jadotville (Smyth, 2016)
176. Arrival (Villeneuve, 2016)
*177. Grosse Point Blank (Armitage, 1997)
178. Sorcerer (Friedkin, 1977)
179. Shan he gu ren/Mountains May Depart (Zhangke Jia, 2015)
180. Moonlight (Jenkins, 2016)
181. Ah-ga-ssi/The Handmaiden (Chan-wook Park, 2016)
182. Into the Inferno (Herzog, 2016)
*183. Meet the Feebles (Jackson, 1989)
184. Gojira vs. Desutoroiâ/Godzilla vs Destroyah (Takao Okawara, 1995)
185. Lethal Weapon (Donner, 1987)
186. Lethal Weapon 2 (Donner, 1989)
187. Lethal Weapon 3 (Donner, 1992)
188. Lethal Weapon 4 (Donner, 1998)
189. Loving (Nichols, 2016)
           The Shining (King, 1977)
190. Seconds (Frankenheimer, 1966)
191. Dheepan (Audiard, 2015)

December
192. El abrazo de la serpiente/Embrace of the Serpent (Guerra, 2015)
193. Busanhaeng/Train to Busan (Sang-ho Yeon, 2016)
194. Peter and the Farm (Stone, 2016)
195. The Measure of a Man (Brizé, 2016)
           Archer: SE1 (Reed, 2009)
196. Amanda Knox (Blackhurst, 2016)
197. Les Innocentes/The Innocents (Fontaine, 2016)
198. Mei ren yu/The Mermaid (Chow, 2016)
*199. Pontypool (McDonald, 2008)
*200. Donnie Darko (Kelly, 2001)
201. Nocturnal Animals (Ford, 2016)
202. Manchester by the Sea (Lonergan, 2016)
203. O Menino e o Mundo/Boy and the World (Abreu, 2015)
A Monster Calls (Ness, 2011)
*204. Stake Land (Mickle, 2010)
205. La La Land (Chazelle, 2016)
206. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (Edwards, 2016)
207. Krisha (Shults, 2015)
*208. The Mist (Darabont, 2007)
209. Assassin’s Creed (Kurzel, 2016)
210. Gojira tai Megagirasu: Jî shômetsu sakusen/Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (Masaaki Tezuka, 2000)
*211. Oblivion (Kosinski, 2013)
           Ash vs Evil Dead: SE1 (Raimi, 2015)
212. Steekspel/Tricked (Verhoeven, 2012)
213. Francofonia (Sukurov, 2015)




FIVE FAVORITE NEW RELEASES (in alphabetical order):



American Honey - A visually-entrancing journey transforms a coming-of-age character study against a road trip within, around, and beyond modern Americana’s own diverse personality.




Embrace of the Serpent - Decorated with history and mysticism, interwoven tales of two realities cross a jungle of transcendent perspective on mankind’s existence, both vulnerable and invincible.






Hardcore Henry - A shamelessly straight-forward dance through euphoric carnage, producing both gasp and laughter with every technically-innovative punch to the gut. 


 
 


Hell or High Water - With the gritty tone and sharp wit of hardline Westerns, cold economic commentary grounds a rambunctious heist film decorated with compelling anti-heroes.





The Lobster - Talented cast embodying a uniquely styled and darkly humorous fairytale world that speaks to the basic pursuits of humankind.



HONORABLE MENTION:
Anomalisa
The Fits
The Handmaiden
Tikkun

FIVE FAVORITE NON-NEW RELEASES (in alphabetically order):



Boy and the World - Every frame an artistic invention of illustration and ambience, telling a melodic fable that enchants the spirit and enlighten the soul.





Burnt by the Sun - Poetic lessons on family and politics intertwining with those harsh realities of lifetimes past.






Hard to be a God - Submerged in layers of gritty philosophy, environments bustle to life across a landscape of repulsive but gorgeous compositions and movement.
 
 
 
 

Seconds - A cautionary tale of human endeavor, one man’s voyage beyond the laws of science spans technical storytelling and visual craft .





Watership Down - Thoughtful and harrowing, this adventure scales countryside serenity into towering danger in a story of survival, illustrated with passion, emotion, and intelligence.



HONORABLE MENTION:
The Illusionist
The Orphanage
Sorcerer
Victoria
Winter on Fire
World According to Garp
Z for Zachariah




FIVE LEAST FAVORITE OVERALL (in alphabetical order):



The Deaths of Ian Stone - Unrealistic characters and conflicts sinking further and faster into convoluted concepts.






Deathwatch - Laughably ridiculous death sequences straining to elevate a meandering frameless mess.






Everything Before Us - Muted futurism consumed with the bumbling pace of uninteresting characters.
 
 
 
 



House II: The Second Story - Stale comedy drizzled across colorless fantasy.






Indigenous - Dim personalities running in circles throughout dimly-lit scenery.





DISHONORABLE MENTION:
Meadowland
Tickled
Warcraft


STATS:
Movies: 213
Books: 4
TV Shows/season: 9.5
Most viewed director(s):
            Richard Donner: 4

If you locate a mistake/typo, you win a prize.